Greetings dear view, Gore here. Kensington Gore. Licensed to scare and thrill.

    This week I was going to talk to you about current affairs but I've never had an affair with a current.

    Instead let me tell you about some if the things I had happen to me last week.

    On Monday I attended a wine tasting evening.

    Tuesday - Marge took great pleasure in telling me what a good time I had on and exactly what I got up too.

    Know the dry cleaning bill alone is way more than the hundreds of pounds I saved on the free wine.

    Just the same on Tuesday night I went to a new "local strip club" there wasn't much on so I left.

    I instead went along to the local poetry lovers night in Hornchurch. Where I heard a very unusual verse reading from a young lady from Gloucester. http://amzn.to/1b0qdTv

    She'd obviously had a very full and interesting life.


    On a Wednesday I went to Gloucester.

    Friday - I couldn't move!


    Saturday was Tiswas day. I call it that as Marge got in a tizzy about where I was Wednesday to Friday!

    Thanks for all the well wishes about my sore aching muscle. Should be back on my feet soon. Hope this week in Gore gives you the Horne ;-)


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